Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Stress Ball

Greatest invention, ever, period. The person who created this item, this thing that relieves the tension that crawls in your hands when you want to make a fist and hit a wall, this thing that lets you move all that stress into one itty-bitty squishy ball, deserves a fucking gold metal. It's fucking fabulous.

I am billing to one case for 8.5 hours now. One case. Can you tell why I need a stress ball? And I bought a Diet Coke today. I don't drink soda. I actually do not like soda. But I bought one - I'm sure that explains how my day has been progressing.

I need an M moment. M&M :) And I need chocolate. And for fuck's sake I need to go home and take care of my dogs! Lord knows what they have done to my apartment by now - and lord knows I am so heart-broken that I cannot be home to take them outside to go potty. :( Its moments like these that I feel like a very awful momma.

Stress ball, oh stress ball, please, please, take me away....

2 comments:

The Brooklyn Boy said...

Stress balls ARE great. As is chocolate. Mmm mmm deliciousness.

PS
Thanks for the link love. (That's No. 42 on the "Easy Ways to Gain Subscribers" hitlist.

i like cheese said...

HUGS :)